i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
These tits shall not be calmed
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