I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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