I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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