people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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