cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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