this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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