You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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