I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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