Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
and you fell through a lawn chair
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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