I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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