I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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