Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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