That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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