The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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