Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Go christen that room with your naked body.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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