kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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