I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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