Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It's just like the Real World with babies
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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