Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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