Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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