yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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