Dual....:-)
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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