Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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