Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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