I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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