I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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