i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
