dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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