what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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