So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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