I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
