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Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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