I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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