i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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