Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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