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that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.

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(404): View more from Georgia

What are you wearing to our high school reunion?

(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"

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(647): View more from Ontario

Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.

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(518): View more from New York

I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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(678): View more from Georgia

ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do

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(216): View more from Ohio

we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure

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(812): View more from Indiana

He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.

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