had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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