just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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