I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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