i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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