Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Randomize
