STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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