it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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