So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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