But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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