You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Randomize
