we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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