Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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