I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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