but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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