im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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