He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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