Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
i now understand why vodka
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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