i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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