Having a random hookup so left but love u
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You need Xanax blowdarts
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize