so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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