So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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