Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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